A Store Attending To Senior Customers And Offering Discounts. –
A store announces that from 8:00 to 9:30 am they’ll only be attending to senior customers and offering discounts. …
An Elderly Pastor Joe knew That Ole Ben Was A Saturday Night Boozer. –
An elderly Pastor Joe knew that ole Ben was a Saturday night boozer. He always came to church on …
Grandpa Was Showing Johnny Around The Farm. –
Grandpa was showing little Johnny around the farm, and when they come to the corral, he explained, “That’s a …
This Dog Kept Wandering Into the Yard. –
An older, tired-looking dog wandered into my yard; I could tell from his collar and well-fed belly that he had …
Two Elderly Ladies Had Been Friends For Many Decades. –
Two elderly ladies had been friends for many decades. Over the years, they had shared all kinds of activities …
A Senior Citizens Group Charters A Bus. –
A senior citizens group charters a bus for an overnight gambling casino trip: An elderly woman comes up to …
Two Hunters, Paul And Kurt, Were In A Lodge, Making Small Talk. –
Two hunters, Paul and Kurt, were in a lodge, making small talk: Paul asked Kurt. “So, what do you …
A Man Is Walking Through The Country. –
A man is walking through the country when he spots a sign that reads, “Talking Horse for Sale.” Intrigued, …
A Lady Goes To The Bar On A Cruise Ship. –
A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a Scotch with two drops of water. …
The Pastor Noticed Little Johnny Standing In The Foyer. –
One Sunday morning, the pastor noticed little Johnny standing in the foyer of the church staring up at a …