A Talking Parrot Walks Into A Shop.
A talking parrot walks into a shop and asks: “Do you have peanuts?”. The shop owner replies “No, we don’t” …
A talking parrot walks into a shop and asks: “Do you have peanuts?”. The shop owner replies “No, we don’t” …
A life-long city man, tired of the rat race, decided he was going to give up the city life, move …
Two small boys, not yet old enough to be in school, were overheard talking at the zoo one day. My name …
An old lady calls 911 late one night… So an old lady calls 911 late one night. The dispatcher answers …
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An elderly guy gets pulled over by a speed cop as he’s doing 80mph in a 30mph zone. The guy …
A rat swallowed a diamond and the owner of the diamond contracted a man to kill the rat. When the …
Little Johnny’s teacher asks, “What is the chemical formula for water?” Little Johnny replies, “HIJKLMNO”! The teacher, puzzled, asks, “What …
A guy was sitting quietly reading his paper when his wife walked up behind him and whacked him on the …
Once there was a millionaire, who collected live alligators. He kept them in the pool in back of his mansion. …