Little Johnny Wanted To Go To The Zoo.
Little Johnny wanted to go to the zoo and pestered his parents for days. Finally, his mother talked his …
A Tortoise Went Out For A Few Beers.
A tortoise went out for a few beers and, despite being severely worse for wear, decided to walk home …
Husband Comes Home Drunk And Breaks Some Crockery.
Husband comes home drunk and breaks some crockery, vomits and falls down on the floor: His wife pulls him …
Two Unemployed Guys Are Talking.
Two unemployed guys are talking. One says: “I’m going to become a lion-tamer.” The other replies, “That’s crazy, you …
Two Men Are Walking Their Dogs .
Two men are walking their dogs (a Doberman and a chihuahua) when they see a restaurant. They’re pretty hungry, …
Ted Was Going Bald There Was No Ways About It.
Ted was going bald there was no two ways about it. Trying to cheer him up his wife Barbara …
Jason Watched An Older Lady.
At a gas station, my husband, Jason watched an older lady fill up her car. As he was wondering whether …
An Old Lady Handed Her Bank Card.
This old lady handed her bank card to the teller and said “I would like to withdraw $10”. The teller …
An Angry Wife Was Complaining About Her Husband.
An angry wife was complaining about her husband spending all his free time in a bar, so one night …
A Sunday School Teacher Asked The Children About The Church.
A Sunday school teacher asked the children just before she dismissed them to go to church, “And why is …