The Conversation Between Englishman And Welshman. –
Englishman: “Thats your Dog”..?? Welshman: “Aye”. Englishman: “Mind if I Speak to him”..?? Welshman: “Dog don’t Talk.” Englishman: Hey Dog, …
The Woodland Animals Decide To Open A Public Restroom. –
The woodland animals decide to open a public restroom. They all participate as best they can to build it, and …
Little Johnny Asks His Mother Her Age. –
Little Johnny asks his mother her age. She replies, “Gentlemen don’t ask ladies that question.” Johnny then asks his …
A Young Couple Came Into The Church Office. –
A young couple came into the church office to fill out a pre-marriage questionnaire form. The young man, who had …
An Old Man Is Walking Along The Street. –
An old man is walking along the street one morning, feeling hungry. He sees a sign in the window of …
There Was A Group Of Elderly Women Gathered. –
There was a group of elderly women gathered at a seminar on how to live in a loving relationship with …
Two Cows Were Chatting Over The Fence. –
Two cows were chatting over the fence about their fields. The first cow said, “I tell you, this mad-cow-disease is …
Two Shepherds Lean On Their Crooks. –
Two shepherds lean on their crooks at the end of a long day and the first asks the second, “So, …
A Wealthy Old Man Was Lying On His Deathbed. –
A wealthy old man was lying on his deathbed, when it occurred to him he had never made a will, …
An Old Man And His Wife Visited Their Doctor. –
One day, an old man and his wife visited their doctor for a checkup. The doctor wanted to examine the …