A Man And Woman Were Celebrating 50 Years Together.
A man and woman were celebrating 50 years together. Their three kids, all very successful, agreed to a Sunday dinner …
Four Older Ladies Sat Around The Clubhouse.
After a round of golf, Four older ladies sat around the clubhouse chatting. After noticing them, a regular golf pro …
Two Old Geezers Living In The Backwoods.
There were two old geezers living in the backwoods of the Ozarks: Rufus and Clarence. They lived on opposite …
A 100-Year-Old Man Was Having A Birthday Party.
A 100-year-old man was having a big birthday party at his nursing home. A TV crew was there to interview …
An Elderly Guy Gets Invited To A Halloween Party.
An elderly guy gets invited to a Halloween party at a farm just a mile outside town. He has a …
Paddy Hates His Wife’s Cat.
Paddy hates his wife’s cat so much he drives it to the next town and dumps it there. When he …
Alan’s Wife Called Him As He Was At In The Pub.
Alan’s wife called him as he was at in the pub last night. “I’ve cooked dinner,” she screamed, “And if …
A Little Boy Was Waiting For His Mom Outside.
A delightful, angelic little boy Johnny was waiting for his mom outside the ladies’ room of the gas station: A …
Husband Talked To His Wife.
Husband to Wife: Tomorrow is your birthday. What gift would you like ? Wife: A Giraffe ! Husband: Darling, please …
An Elderly Lady Decided To Celebrate Her 70th Birthday.
An elderly lady decided to celebrate her 70th birthday by spending the night in an expensive hotel. When she left …