A Passenger Brings His Pet Hawk Onto The Plane.
A passenger brings his pet hawk onto the plane. The flight attendant stops him and says he can’t bring that …
A Bee Keeper Walks Into A Pet Store.
A beekeeper walks into a pet store He asked the person at the counter for 12 bees. After walking out …
Johnny And His Mum Are Waiting.
When 6-year-old Johnny and his mum are waiting at the bus stop, she says to him. “I’ll get a ticket …
Bob’s Wife Sally Called Their Insurance Agent.
Bob’s wife Sally called their insurance agent to file a claim and demand the amount the barn was insured for, …
Three House Pets- A Golden Retriever, A Parakeet, And A Cat.
Three house pets- a golden retriever, a parakeet, and a cat– all die and go to heaven. As with all …
A Dog And A Cat Were Having An Argument.
A dog and a cat were having an argument about who is the favourite of humans. The dog says, “Humans …
A Little Old Lady Who Was Very Spiritual.
There was a little old lady who was very spiritual, Who would step out on her porch every day, raise …
A Wealthy Old Lady Decides To Go On A Photo Safari.
A wealthy old lady decides to go on a photo safari in Africa, taking her poodle along for company. One …
A Small Farm Boy Milking His Cow.
A small farm boy named Little Johnny was milking his cow when all of a sudden a bull came charging …
A Farmer Comes Home To Find His Sheepdog.
A farmer comes home to find his sheepdog waiting for him. The sheepdog says: “I herded the sheep into the …