Little Johnny Was Sitting On A Park.
Little Johnny was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after another. After the sixth one, a …
An Elderly Man Goes To The Doctor.
An elderly man goes to the doctor and says: “Doctor I swallowed a key. Can you please get it out …
An Old Lawyer Diagnosed With A Terminal Illness.
A stingy old lawyer who had been diagnosed with a terminal illness was determined to prove wrong the old saying, …
A Little Old Lady Answered A Knock On Her Door.
A little old lady answered a knock on her door one day to find a well-dressed young man carrying a …
A Man’s Wife Doesn’t Come Home.
A man’s wife doesn’t come home one night. The next morning, she tells her husband, “I slept over at a …
Wife Sends A Text Message On A Really Cold Winter.
Wife sends a text message to her husband on a really cold winter morning: Windows are frozen, and will not …
A Policeman Pulls Over An Old Priest For Swerving. –
A policeman pulls over a priest for swerving. As the officer approaches the window he notices a bottle in a …
A 15 Year Old Little Johnny Comes Home. –
A 15 year old Little Johnny comes home with a Porsche His parents began to yell and scream. “Where did …
An Elderly Man Calls His Son Who Lives In Another City. –
An elderly man calls his son who lives in another city and says: “I hate to ruin your day, but …
A Travel Agent Looked Up From His Desk To See Old Lady.
A Travel Agent looked up from his desk to see an old lady and an old gentleman peering in the …