An Old Couple Gets Pulled Over.
An old couple gets pulled over. Lady cop – “May I see your license and registration, sir?” Old man …
A 5-Year-Old Boy Johnny Went To Visit His Grandmother.
A 5-year-old boy johnny went to visit his grandmother one day. Playing with his toys in her bedroom while …
A Girl Takes Her Big Fat Cat To The Vet.
A girl takes her big fat cat to the vet. “My cat is very fat,” she says. “Alright,” says …
A Grandfather Was Rushed To The Hospital.
My 85-year-old grandfather was rushed to the hospital with a possible concussion. *The doctor asked him a series of …
The Grandmother Told Her Grandson.
“My grandmother told me how she ended up marrying Grandpa. She was in her 20s, and the man she was …
A Teacher Ask About The Johnny’s Homework.
“Johnny, where’s your homework”? Miss Martin said sternly to the little boy while holding out her hand. “My dog ate …
A Husband Asked To His Wife.
Husband to Wife: Tomorrow is your birthday. What gift would you like ? Wife: A giraffe ! Husband: Darling, please …
An Old Johnny Goes Into The Car Showroom.
An Old Johnny Goes Into The Car Showroom. So, old Johnny goes into the car showroom and finds the car …
A Salesman Is Talking To An Old Farmer.
A salesman is talking to an old farmer when he looks over and sees a rooster wearing pants, a shirt, …
There Was A Coconut Tree And 4 Animals.
There was a very, very tall coconut tree and there are 4 animals, a Lion , a Chimpanzee , a …