Wife Sends A Text Message On A Really Cold Winter.
Wife sends a text message to her husband on a really cold winter morning: Windows are frozen, and will not …
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A Policeman Pulls Over An Old Priest For Swerving. –
A policeman pulls over a priest for swerving. As the officer approaches the window he notices a bottle in a …
A 15 Year Old Little Johnny Comes Home. –
A 15 year old Little Johnny comes home with a Porsche His parents began to yell and scream. “Where did …
An Elderly Man Calls His Son Who Lives In Another City. –
An elderly man calls his son who lives in another city and says: “I hate to ruin your day, but …
A Travel Agent Looked Up From His Desk To See Old Lady.
A Travel Agent looked up from his desk to see an old lady and an old gentleman peering in the …
An Old Man Goes To An Elderly Lawyer.
An old man goes to a lawyer and asks, “What is your fee?” The lawyer replies, “$1,000 for three questions.” …
A News Reporters Visit A Hen.
News reporters visit a hen who recently laid an unusually large egg. “This is incredible!” they say. “A two-pound egg …
An Ant Is Walking Down The Road.
An ant is walking down the road. A cow comes along and splats him with a huge cow pat. Bam! …
An 82-Year-Old Man, Went To The Doctor For A Physical.
Morris, an 82-year-old man, went to the doctor for a physical. A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking …
A Lizard Mom Is Pushing Her Newborn Down.
A lizard mom is pushing her newborn down the sidewalk in a stroller. The neighbor saw both of them. when …