This Man That His Dog Can Talk. – August 22, 2024 by admin This guy walks into a bar with his golden retriever. “Hey, can I get a drink on the house if my dog talks for you?” “Dogs can’t talk, pal. But if you can prove to me yours does, I’ll give you a drink. If not, I get to kick you.” “Okay,” says the guy. He turns to his dog. “Okay fella.Tell me – what is on top of a house?” “Roof!” The man turns and smiles at the bartender. “THAT ain’t talking! Any dog can bark!” “Okay boy. Tell me – how does sandpaper feel?” “Ruff!” “What the hell you tryin’ to pull mister?” “Okay, okay,” says the man. “One more question please. Okay buddy, tell me – who is the greatest baII player who ever lived?” “Ruth” The bartender beats the hell out of the guy and throws onto the sidewalk outside of the bar,
