Tim Decided To Tie The Knot With His Long Time Girlfriend. –
Tim decided to tie the knot with his long-time girlfriend. One evening, after the honeymoon, he was organizing his …
The Young Male Racehorse Came From A Long Line. –
The young male racehorse came from a long line of winners and did wonderfully in time trials. However, in …
A Baby Elephant And A Baby Turtle Drinking From A River. –
There once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle drinking from a river deep in the jungle. For …
The Squirrel Was Sitting In An Apple Tree. –
The squirrel was sitting in an apple tree when all of a sudden a cow came climbing up the …
Johnny’s Teacher Was Giving A Lesson. –
Little Johnny’s teacher was giving a lesson in developing logical thinking. “This is the scene”, said the teacher. “A …
A Lady Was Reading A Newspaper. –
A lady was reading a newspaper, while her husband was engrossed in a magazine. Suddenly, she burst out laughing. …
An Old Man Is Selling Watermelons. –
An old man is selling watermelons… His pricelist reads: 1 for $3, 3 for $10 A young man stops …
The Old Man Sat Down In The Orthopaedic Surgeon’s. –
The 80-year-old man sat down in the orthopaedic surgeon’s office. “You know, Doc,” he said, “I’ve made love in …
A Crab And A Lobster Are Secretly Dating. –
A crab and a lobster are secretly dating. Pretty soon, the lobster tires of the lying and tells her …
A Teacher Handed Out A Colouring Page. –
A kindergarten teacher handed out a colouring page to her class. On it was a picture of a duck …