Three Men Walk Into A Pub With Their Wives

An Englishman, a Scottish man, and an Irish man all walk into a pub with their wives.

They all sit down and order a cup of tea.

The Englishman looks to his wife and says “could you pass the honey, honey?”

The Scottish man thinks to himself how clever that was, then turns to his wife and says “could you pass the sugar, sugar?”

The Irish man – not wanting to be out witted by the other two men – looks over at his wife and says.

“Could you pass me the milk ye fuc*ing cow?”

A Guy Walks Into A Bar.

A guy walks into a bar and says to the barman,
“Give me six double vodkas.”
The barman says,
“Wow, you must have had one hell of a day.”
“Yeah, I just found out my oldest son is [email protected]”
The next day, the same guy comes into the bar and asks for six more double vodkas.
When the bartender asks what’s wrong, the man says,

“I just found out that my youngest son is [email protected], too!”
On the third day, the guy comes into the bar and orders another six double vodkas.
The bartender says,
“Jesus! Doesn’t anybody in your family like women?”
The man downs the first drink and shakes his head,
“Yeah, my wife!”