This Scottish Bloke Goes On A Skiing Holiday. – June 16, 2024 by admin This Scottish bloke goes on a skiing holiday to Canada. After a hard day on the slopes, he retires to a bar at the bottom of the mountain. After about five or six whiskeys, he looks up and notices a stuffed animal with antlers on the wall… He asks the barman, “What the *** is that?” The barman says, “It’s a moose.” The Scottish chap yells, ” How big are the cats!?”