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This Kid Wanted A Car


A teenage boy had just passed his driving test and inquired of his father as to when they could discuss his use of the car.

The dad said he’d make a deal with his son:

“You bring your grades up from a C to a B average, study your Bible a little, and get your hair cut. Then we’ll talk about the car.”

The boy thought about that for a moment, decided he’d settle for the offer, and they agreed on it.

After six weeks his father said, “Son, you’ve brought your grades up and I’ve observed that you have been studying your Bible, but I’m disappointed you haven’t had your hair cut.”

The boy said, ”You know, Dad, I’ve been thinking about that, and I’ve noticed in my studies of the Bible that Samson had long hair, John the Baptist had long hair, Moses had long hair, and there’s even strong evidence that Jesus had long hair.”

To this, his father replied, “Did you also notice that they walked everywhere they went?”

I laughed aloud when I found this story yesterday and it’s not a true story, it’s funny. I just had to share it with you. Shared joy is a double joy!

Hope this funny story will make you smile! Have a nice day!!

Seven Cats

Being a teacher means that you have to put up with every silly thing students come up with. And believe me, it’s not always easy. However, that’s part of the job and it can even make you smile sometimes.

When this teacher asked a simple question, she got a wrong answer, which made her angry, especially because the student was confident that he was right. When he gave her the last answer, the teacher wasn’t ready for it.

If this makes you laugh, don’t forget to share it with your friends.

Teacher: “If I gave you two cats and another two cats and then another two, how many would you have?”

Johnny: “Seven!”

Teacher: “No no, listen carefully… If I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?”

Johnny: “Seven.”

The teacher rubs her temples and takes a deep breath.

Teacher: “Come on Johnny, you’re better than this. Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you two apples, and another two apples and another two, how many would you have?”

Johnny: “Six.”

Teacher: “Good. Now, if I gave you two cats, and another two cats and then another two, how many would you have?”

Johnny: “Seven!”

Teacher: “Johnny, wherein the heck do you get seven from?!?”

Johnny: “Because I’ve already got a freaking cat!”

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