The mother of a beautiful girl enters the office of a general
“General! One of your soldiers got my daughter pregnant! I demand you punish the soldier and the military pay alimony for the child!”
The general stands up, grabs his sword, unsheaths it and hands it to the lady, keeping the sheath in his hands.
He says “Would you kindly help me put that sword in this sheath?”
The woman tries to put the tip of the sword into the sheath but every time she is almost in, the general moves the sheath a little to the side.
“How am I supposed to put it in if you don’t let me?!”, the woman exclaims.
“Ah, exactly my point”, says the general. “You can see yourself out.”