Little Johnny Talk To His Mother. –
“Hey, Mum,” asked Little Johnny, “Can you give me twenty pounds?” “Certainly not.” “If you do,” he went on, …
Dave Took Mary Out For A Romantic Dinner. –
Dave took Mary out for a romantic dinner where the conversation turned to the subject of marriage. Dave had …
A Couple Was Having Quarrel In A Lodge. –
A couple was having quarrel in a lodge and the man calls the manager and says, “I’m having an …
A Man Walks Into His House.
A man walks into his house with a duck under his arm. He walks up to his wife with …
A Man And Woman Were Having Marriage Problems.
A man and woman were having marriage problems, and decided to end their union after a very short time …
Johnny Was With His Mom.
Little Johnny was with his mom as she was driving her old beat-up car on the Highway. She tried …
The Telephone Rang At Johnny’s House. –
The telephone rang at little Johnny’s house. Little Johnny answers the phone and whispers ”Hello”. The man on the …
A Woman Saw An Ad In The Local Newspaper. –
A woman saw an ad in the local newspaper which read: “Purebred Police Dog $25.” Thinking that it to …
Two Dogs Are Sitting In A Bar. –
Two dogs are sitting in a bar. The first says, “wanna hear a joke?” The second dog says “sure!” …
An Old Man Played Golf Every Day. –
Arthur is 75 years old. He’s played golf every day since his retirement 15 years ago. One day he …