Teacher Asked The Little Johnny. –
Teacher: “What’s your Mom’s name?” 4-year-old kid: “Mom’s last name must be Darling because that’s what Daddy calls her every …
A Vain Lion Thinking About The Other Animals. –
A vain lion wanted to find out why the other animals were not as beautiful as he. First he asked …
A Teacher Is Teaching Third Graders. –
A Teacher is teaching third Graders and asks them to names some big animals in Africa . Teacher: Name some …
An Old Farmer Who Grew Excellent Quality Corn.
There was an old farmer who grew excellent quality corn. Every year he won the award for the best grown …
The Cowboy Was Trying To Buy A Health Insurance Policy. –
The cowboy was trying to buy a health insurance policy. The insurance agent was going down the list of standard …
An Elderly Snake Went To The Doctor And Told Him. –
An elderly snake went to the doctor and told him: “Doc, my eyesight is so bad, I can’t see to …
A Man Received A Phone Call. –
A man received a phone call one day, and the caller asked if he had lost a parrot. He said …
Little Johnny Daily Bring His Teacher A Pretzel. –
Little Johnny, instead of an apple, would daily bring his new teacher a pretzel from his uncle’s bakery. She always …
Three Old Ladies Were Sitting At The Dinner Table. –
Three old ladies were sitting at the dinner table discussing their problems with getting old. The first one said, “Sometimes …
Anna Was 79 Years Old And Lived On The Third Floor. –
Anna was 79 years old and lived on the third floor of a boarding house. Despite her age, she was …