Mr Horse Has Always Wanted To Play The Guitar. –
Mr. Horse has always wanted to play the guitar… So he starts going for lessons and after a few months, …
An Elderly Man Had Dinner. –
An elderly man had dinner at a very nice restaurant. After he finished his wine, he went to the men’s …
Two Elderly Drinking Buddies Are Sitting At The Pub. –
Two elderly Irish drinking buddies are sitting at the pub pondering on the future. One says to the other, “You …
An Elderly Men Were Venting Their Frustrations. –
A couple of elderly men were venting their frustrations about the woes of modern technology. “I just can’t ever seem …
Three Mischievous Old Grannies Were Sitting On A Bench. –
Three mischievous old grannies were sitting on a bench outside a nursing home when an old man walked by. One …
A Man Dumped His Wife. –
After 17 years of marriage, a man dumped his wife for a younger woman. The downtown luxury apartment was in …
The Woodland Animals Decide To Open A Public Restroom. –
The woodland animals decide to open a public restroom. They all participate as best they can to build it, and …
Little Johnny Asks His Mother Her Age. –
Little Johnny asks his mother her age. She replies, “Gentlemen don’t ask ladies that question.” Johnny then asks his …
The Pastor Had A Kitten. –
The pastor had a kitten that climbed up a tree in his backyard and then was afraid to come down. …
An Old Man And His Wife Visited Their Doctor. –
One day, an old man and his wife visited their doctor for a checkup. The doctor wanted to examine the …