A Rat Swallowed A Diamond. –
A rat swallowed a diamond and the owner of the diamond contracted a man to kill the rat. When the …
A Little Old Lady Tried To Phone Her Local Bank. –
A little old lady tried to phone her local bank but was put through instead to the banks call centre. …
An Old Golfer Was Hitting His Ball. –
An old golfer was hitting his ball near a water hazard and his club fell into the water. When he …
A Wife Asked Her Husband To Describe Her. –
A wife asked her husband to describe her. He said, ‘You’re A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, …
The Old Lady Goes To The Doctor.
Doctor: “What seems to be the problem today Madam” ..?? Female Patient: “Help Me Doctor, I’ve got the Farts. I …
Johnny Was Eating Breakfast One Morning. –
Little Johnny was eating breakfast one morning. He got to thinking about things, and asked, “Mommy, why does Daddy have …
A Man Ordered A Voice Automated Robot Car. –
A man ordered a voice-automated robot car that does anything he tells it to do correctly without any error. He …
An Old Man Was Travelling On His Donkey’s Back. –
An old man was travelling on his donkey’s back on a highway Two cops having seen that decide to mess …
Mr. Bear And Mr. Rabbit Live In The Same Forest. –
Mr. Bear and Mr. Rabbit live in the same forest, but they don’t like each other. One day, they come …
An Atheist Was Walking Through The Woods. –
An atheist was walking through the woods admiring the nature around him. “What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful …