An Elderly Woman Decided To Have Her Portrait.
An elderly woman decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, “Paint me with diamond earrings, a diamond …
A Six-Year-Old Boy Was Standing With His Father.
A six-year-old boy was standing with his father in front of the polar bear enclosure at the zoo. The father …
Dave Bought A Horse From A Farmer.
A young man named Dave bought a horse from a farmer for $250 The farmer agreed to deliver the horse …
Johnny Teaches His Entire Family A Lesson.
Little Johnny and his family often traveled to visit his grandmother for meals during the holiday season and special events …
A Blind Man Walks Into A Bar With A Bear.
A blind man walks into a bar with a bear on a chain and a parrot on his shoulder. “Hey,” …
A Young Couple Came Into The Church Office.
A young couple came into the church office to fill out a pre-marriage questionnaire form. The young man, who had …
Husband & Wife Had A Fight.
Husband & Wife had a Fight. Wife: Can you help me in the gardening ? Husband: What do u think …
The Boss Dialed His Employee’s Phone Number.
The boss wondered why one of his most valued employees wasn’t in and had not phoned in sick one day. …
An Old Man Played Golf Every Day.
Arthur is 75 years old. He’s played golf every day since his retirement 15 years ago. One day he arrives …
This Dog Walks Into A Post Office.
This dog walks into a post office and says to the Postmaster. “I need to send a telegram.” The Postmaster …