Little Johnny Was Practicing The Violin.
Little Johnny was practicing the violin in the living room while his father was trying to read in the den: …
A Police Officer In Grafton Stops At A Local Farm.
A police officer in Grafton stops at a local farm. He talks with an old farmer, and tells him. ” …
Jim And Lena Were Driving Around The Countryside.
Jim and Lena were driving around the countryside when they ran over a skunk. “We better take the skunk to …
An Elderly Couple Found A Bag Full Of Money.
An elderly couple was celebrating their sixtieth anniversary. The couple had married as childhood sweethearts and had moved back to their …
An Old Couple Drives Into A Gas Station.
Traveling through the country, an old couple drives into a gas station. The attendant asks the old man, “Where you …
A Man Owns A Farm Which Has The Strongest Rabbits.
A man owns a rabbit farm and is known around the world for his rabbits who can lift more than …
A Husband And Wife Are Sitting On The Couch.
A husband and wife are sitting on the couch watching TV. The wife looks at the husband and he is …
A Millionaire, Who Collected Live Alligators.
Once there was a millionaire, who collected live alligators. He kept them in the pool in back of his mansion. …
An Elderly Men Were Venting Their Frustrations.
A couple of elderly men were venting their frustrations about the woes of modern technology. “I just can’t ever seem …
A Turtle Was Mugged By A Gang Of Snails.
A turtle was walking down an alley in New York when he was mugged by a gang of snails. A …