A Man Prepares His Donkey And Dog For Long Journey.
A man prepares his donkey and dog for a long journey up a mountain. He places a pack straddle on …
A Wife Asked A Question To Her Husband.
Wife : Am I looking fat? Husband : Yes Wife : Shut up. Don’t you ever dare talk to me!! …
A Software Engineer Saw A Bull Pulling A Cart. –
Once a software engineer saw a bull pulling a cart and the farmer was sleeping peacefully in that cart. He …
A Man Wakes Up And Looks At His Clock. –
A man wakes up and looks at his clock. It is 7:07 am. He gets out of bed, goes downstairs …
An Old Man Was Having Breakfast. –
An old man was having breakfast at a diner when three bikers walked in. The first biker puts out his …
Two Unemployed Guys Are Talking. –
Two unemployed guys are talking. One says: “I’m going to become a lion-tamer.” The other replies, “That’s crazy, you don’t …
A Man Was Complaining To The Old Lady.
An old lady, a difficult independent, use to sit on a bench in a park to feed the pigeons. One …
This Old Woman Was Granted Three Wishes. –
An old lady is rocking away the last of her days on her front porch, reflecting on her long …
An Elderly Snake Went To The Doctor.
An elderly snake went to the doctor and told him: “Doc, my eyesight is so bad, I can’t see …
A 75 Year Old Walks Into A Bar With A Parrot.
A 75 year old walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The barman asks: “hey, where …