An Old Man Played Golf Every Day.
Arthur is 75 years old. He’s played golf every day since his retirement 15 years ago. One day he arrives …
This Dog Walks Into A Post Office.
This dog walks into a post office and says to the Postmaster. “I need to send a telegram.” The Postmaster …
A Group Of Tourists Was Visiting A Crocodile Farm.
A group of tourists was visiting a crocodile farm and they were in a floating structure in the middle of …
Murphy Showed Up At Mass One Sunday.
Murphy showed up at Mass one Sunday and the priest almost fell down when he saw him. He’d never been …
An Old Man Walks Up To The Counter.
An old man walks up to the counter of a pawn shop holding an old, weathered guitar: “I’d like your …
A Princess Happened Upon A Frog In A Pond.
Once upon a time, a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess happened upon a frog in a pond. The frog said to …
Johnny And His Mum Are Waiting At The Bus Stop.
When 6-year-old Johnny and his mum are waiting at the bus stop, she says to him. “I’ll get a ticket …
Two Men At A Bus Stop Started A Conversation.
Two men at a bus stop started a conversation. One of them keeps complaining of family problems. Finally, the other …
Johnny Was Sitting In The Hall.
Little Johnny was sitting in the hall of the school, bored out of his mind. Suddenly the teacher walked by …
An Old Hunter Was On His Way Back To The Village.
An old hunter was on his way back to the village holding a dead goose he caught. He met a …