An Old Man, Who Just Moved To Montana. –
An old cowboy, who just moved to Montana from Texas, walks into a bar and orders three mugs of Bud. …
An Old Man Is Stumbling Through The Woods Totally Drunk. –
An old man is stumbling through the woods totally drunk, When he comes upon a preacher baptizing people in the …
An Elderly Man Who Sold Flowers In A Small Town.
There once was an elderly man who sold flowers in a small town and did quite well for himself. Across …
An Old Man Lay Sprawled Across Three Entire Seats. –
An old man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the movie theater. When the usher came by and noticed …
The 80-Year-Old Man Sat Down. –
The 80-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic surgeon’s office. “You know, Doc,” he said, “I’ve made love in more …
Four Old Retired Guys Are Walking Down A Street. –
Four old retired guys are walking down a street in Cooktown: They turned a corner and see a sign that …
A Blind Bunny Was Hopping Down. –
One morning a blind bunny was hopping down the bunny trail and tripped over a large snake and fell, kerplop, …
Dan Married One Of A Pair Of Identical Twins. –
Dan married one of a pair of identical twins. Less then a year later he was in court filing for …
Two Kids Were Playing On The Lawn.
Two kids were playing on the lawn when one asked the other, “Hey, do you know how to ride a …
Two Elderly Bankers Are In A Bank.
Two elderly bankers are in a bank when armed robbers burst in: While several of the robbers take the money …