An Old Farmer Decided He Wanted To Go To Town.
An old farmer decided he wanted to go to town and see a movie. As he approached, the ticket agent …
Three Mice Are Bragging To Each Other In A Bar.
Three mice are bragging to each other in a bar. The first one brags, “I am one badass mouse! In …
A Woman Accompanied Her Husband.
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor’s office. After his check-up, the doctor called the wife into his …
A Bald Eagle’s Decides To Stop By A Small Lake.
A bald eagle decides to stop by a small lake to get a drink. As he’s drinking another bald …
Husband Founds Aladin’s Lamp.
Husband: I found Aladin’s lamp today. Wife: wow, what did u ask for darling?? Husband: I asked him to increase …
A Teacher Is Teaching Third Graders.
A Teacher is teaching third Graders and asks them to names some big animals in Africa . Teacher: Name some …
Johnny’s Friend Gets His Comeuppance.
Little Johnny and Silly Billy were engaging in the time-honoured tradition of a verbal battle like little boys all over …
The Buffaloes Were Running Amok.
The Buffaloes were running amok. Elephant asked– “Why are you’ll running?” Buffalo: “They are arresting all cows.” Elephant: “But you’ll …
Husband And Wife Went To See A Marriage Councillor.
Husband and wife went to see a marriage councillor, After he had listened to a twenty minute tirade about how …
A Young Boy Johnny Is Pulling His Wagon Up A Hill.
A young boy is pulling his wagon up a hill when one of the back wheels falls off and rolls …