A Horse Farmer Walks Into A Bar.
A horse farmer walks into a bar looking depressed. The bartender says hey what’s the matter? The horse farmer says …
Three Senior Women Were Sitting And Having A Chat.
Three senior women were sitting in a cosy diner, having a chat. The first woman says, “I feel I’m getting …
A Husband And Wife Came To See A Therapist.
After 35 years of marriage, a husband and wife came to see a therapist. When asked what the problem was, …
Two Elderly People Living In A Florida. –
There were these two elderly people living in a Florida mobile home park. He was a widower and she a …
Harry The Eagle Waited At The Nest For Mary. –
One day, Harry the Eagle waited at the nest for Mary, his darling of 10 glorious years. After a …
A Football Team Was On The Field. –
A Football team was on the field during practice, when to their surprise, a big turkey suddenly walked up to …
A Guy Was Sitting Quietly Reading His Paper. –
A guy was sitting quietly reading his paper when his wife walked up behind him and whacked him on the …
The Teacher Asked Little Johnny. –
The teacher asked little Johnny if he knew his numbers. “Yes,” he said. “I do. My father taught me.” “Good. …
Husband Is Going For A 3-Day Church Conference. –
The husband tells the wife that he is going to a 3-day church conference. Wife packs his bag, prepares breakfast …
A Little Old Lady Came Running Towards The Receptionist. –
It was three o’clock in the morning, and the receptionist at a posh hotel was just dozing off, when a …