Harry The Eagle Waited At The Nest For Mary. –
One day, Harry the Eagle waited at the nest for Mary, his darling of 10 glorious years. After a …
A Football Team Was On The Field. –
A Football team was on the field during practice, when to their surprise, a big turkey suddenly walked up to …
A Guy Was Sitting Quietly Reading His Paper. –
A guy was sitting quietly reading his paper when his wife walked up behind him and whacked him on the …
The Teacher Asked Little Johnny. –
The teacher asked little Johnny if he knew his numbers. “Yes,” he said. “I do. My father taught me.” “Good. …
Husband Is Going For A 3-Day Church Conference. –
The husband tells the wife that he is going to a 3-day church conference. Wife packs his bag, prepares breakfast …
A Little Old Lady Came Running Towards The Receptionist. –
It was three o’clock in the morning, and the receptionist at a posh hotel was just dozing off, when a …
An 85-Year-Old Widow Went On A Blind Date. –
An 85-year-old widow went on a blind date with a 90-year-old man: When she returned to her daughter’s house later …
Gary Is 35 Years Old. –
Gary is 35 years old and is still single. This is much to the consternation of his mother who continually …
An Old Hunter Was On His Way Back To The Village. –
An old hunter was on his way back to the village holding a dead goose he caught. He met a …
A Married Couple Were Talking On The Phone.
Wife: Where are you? Husband : At home love. Wife: Are you sure? Husband:Yes. Wife : Turn on the mixer. …