A Zookeeper Is Ordering New Animals. –
A zookeeper is ordering new animals. As he fills out the forms, he types “Two mongeese.” That doesn’t look right, …
An Old Man Had A Dog.
An old man had a dog he just loved, But the dog had the bad habit of attacking anything …
An Old Man Is Walking Along The Street. –
An old man is walking along the street one morning, feeling hungry. He sees a sign in the window of …
Husband Was Sipping His Whisky. –
Husband was sipping his whisky, while sitting in the balcony with wife and he says, “I love you so much, …
Elsie, An Elderly Lady, Stopped To Drive Into A Parking. –
Elsie, an elderly lady, stopped to drive into a parking space, When a young man in his brand new red …
A Father And Little Johnny Went Fishing. –
A father and Little Johnny went fishing one day. After a couple of hours out in the boat, the boy …
The Preacher’s Wife Was Expecting A Baby. –
The preacher’s wife was expecting a baby; he went to the congregation and asked for a raise. After much consideration …
An Elderly Couple Had Just Learned How To Send Text Messages. –
An elderly couple had just learned how to send text messages on their cell phones. The wife was a romantic …
A Farmer Lived Alone With His Pet Dog. –
A farmer named Patrick lived alone in the Irish countryside with his pet dog: The dog finally died, and Patrick …
A Teacher Was Reading The Story Of The Three Little Pigs.
A teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her class. She came to the part of …