A Lady Was Walking Down The Street. –
A lady was walking down the street to work and she saw a parrot on a perch in front of …
The Little Johnny Ask His Mother. –
“Mummy.” Asked Little Johnny. “Why do you always cut the ends off of the sausages before you put them in …
Kids Are Painting Eggs For Easter. –
Some farmer’s kids are painting eggs for Easter. One looks up and says, “Hey, how do you think the chickens …
A Lady Walks Into A Bar With A Goose. –
A lady goes into a bar with her goose. Then the bartender comes up to her and says: “Why did …
An Elderly Guy Gets Invited To A Halloween Party. –
An elderly guy gets invited to a Halloween party at a farm just a mile outside town. He has a …
A Guy Walked Into A Pro-Shop With A Gorilla. –
A guy walked into a pro shop with a gorilla. “Is anyone interested in a little wager?” he said, flashing …
A Couple Was Christmas Shopping At The Mall. –
A couple was Christmas shopping at the mall on Christmas Eve and the mall was packed. As the wife walked …
Little Johnny Failed His Math Test. –
Little Johnny failed his math test dismally. His mark was so bad, his teacher called home to have a word with …
A Wife Asks Her Husband To Go To The Store. –
A wife asks her programmer husband to go to the store ‘Can you go down to the store, and …
An Elderly Gentleman Was In The Kitchen. –
An elderly gentleman was in the kitchen and had taken down the wall clock, placing it on the floor …