A News Reporters Visit A Hen.
News reporters visit a hen who recently laid an unusually large egg. “This is incredible!” they say. “A two-pound egg …
An Ant Is Walking Down The Road.
An ant is walking down the road. A cow comes along and splats him with a huge cow pat. Bam! …
An 82-Year-Old Man, Went To The Doctor For A Physical.
Morris, an 82-year-old man, went to the doctor for a physical. A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking …
A Lizard Mom Is Pushing Her Newborn Down.
A lizard mom is pushing her newborn down the sidewalk in a stroller. The neighbor saw both of them. when …
An Owl Gets Thirsty During His Evening Flight.
An owl gets thirsty during his evening flight. He spots a group of 13 male owls hanging out in a …
An Angry Housewife Met Her Husband.
An angry housewife met her husband at the front door and immediately noticed he smelled of alcohol and perfume. “I …
Little Johnny Came Late To School One Day.
Little Johnny came late to school one day. “Why are you late, Johnny?” Asked his teacher. “Well,” explained Johnny. “Just …
An Elderly Man Goes To The Doctor.
An elderly man goes to the doctor and says: “Doctor I swallowed a key. Can you please get it out …
L.Johnny’s Class Had A Spelling Exercise.
Little Johnny was in class and the teacher announced that they were going to try something different to help everyone get …
A Pig And A Chicken Were Walking By A Church.
A pig and a chicken were walking by a church where a gala charity event was taking place. Getting caught …