An Irishman Is In The Bar, Drinking A Pint Of Guinness
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An Elderly Guy Gets Pulled Over By A Speed Cop. –
An elderly guy gets pulled over by a speed cop as he’s doing 80mph in a 30mph zone. The guy …
A Rat Swallowed A Diamond. –
A rat swallowed a diamond and the owner of the diamond contracted a man to kill the rat. When the …
Johnny’s Humorous Take On Chemistry Class.
Little Johnny’s teacher asks, “What is the chemical formula for water?” Little Johnny replies, “HIJKLMNO”! The teacher, puzzled, asks, “What …
A Guy Was Sitting Quietly Reading His Paper. –
A guy was sitting quietly reading his paper when his wife walked up behind him and whacked him on the …
A Millionaire, Who Collected Live Alligators. –
Once there was a millionaire, who collected live alligators. He kept them in the pool in back of his mansion. …
A Woman Saw An Ad In The Local Newspaper For Dog. –
A woman saw an ad in the local newspaper which read: “Purebred Police Dog $25.” Thinking that it to be …
A Middle-Aged Couple Had Two Beautiful Daughters.
A middle-aged couple had two beautiful daughters but always talked about having a son. They decided to try one last …
Teacher Fell Asleep In Class.
Teacher fell asleep in class and a little naughty boy walked up to him, Little boy: “Teacher are you … …
Little Johnny Was Sitting On A Park.
Little Johnny was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after another. After the sixth one, a …