Paddy Hates His Wife’s Cat.
Paddy hates his wife’s cat so much he drives it to the next town and dumps it there. When he …
Alan’s Wife Called Him As He Was At In The Pub.
Alan’s wife called him as he was at in the pub last night. “I’ve cooked dinner,” she screamed, “And if …
A Little Boy Was Waiting For His Mom Outside.
A delightful, angelic little boy Johnny was waiting for his mom outside the ladies’ room of the gas station: A …
Husband Talked To His Wife.
Husband to Wife: Tomorrow is your birthday. What gift would you like ? Wife: A Giraffe ! Husband: Darling, please …
An Elderly Lady Decided To Celebrate Her 70th Birthday.
An elderly lady decided to celebrate her 70th birthday by spending the night in an expensive hotel. When she left …
An Elderly Lady Tries To Bore A Man On A Plane.
“Hi! My name is Gertrude,” said the lady next to him on the plane. “It’s so nice to meet you! I’m …
A Talking Parrot Walks Into A Shop.
A talking parrot walks into a shop and asks: “Do you have peanuts?”. The shop owner replies “No, we don’t” …
A Life-Long City Man, Tired Of The Rat Race.
A life-long city man, tired of the rat race, decided he was going to give up the city life, move …
These Two Little Boys Were Chatting At The Zoo. –
Two small boys, not yet old enough to be in school, were overheard talking at the zoo one day. My name …
An Old Lady Calls 911 Late One Night.
An old lady calls 911 late one night… So an old lady calls 911 late one night. The dispatcher answers …