A Lady Walks Into A Bar With A Goose. –
A lady goes into a bar with her goose. Then the bartender comes up to her and says: “Why …
A Man And His Wife Were Having An Argument. –
A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning. The wife …
These Two Little Boys Were Chatting At The Zoo. –
Two small boys, not yet old enough to be in school, were overheard talking at the zoo one day. My …
An Old Man Woke Up To Find Himself In A Hospital. –
After suffering a heart attack and having quadruple bypass surgery, An old man woke up to find himself in …
A 90 Year-Old Man Who Had Played Golf Every Day. –
A 90-year-old man who had played golf every day since his retirement 35 years before, arrived home furious and …
A Hound Dog Lays In The Yard.
“Excuse me, sir, but does your dog bite?” a jogger asks. The old man looks over his newspaper and …
A Kangaroo Kept Getting Out The Zoo. –
A kangaroo kept getting out of his enclosure at the zoo: Knowing that he could hop high, the zoo …
A Husband And Wife Went To The Fairgrounds. –
A husband and wife went to the fairgrounds. The wife wanted to go on the Ferris wheel, but the …
In English Class The Teacher Says. –
In English class the teacher says (Teacher): Kids you need to say the alphabet ok Sally you first. Sally: …
Johnny And Billy Were Engaging In The Time-Honoured Tradition. –
Little Johnny and Billy were engaging in the time-honoured tradition of a verbal battle like little boys all over …