A Man Was Sitting On The Edge Of The Bed. –
A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, watching his wife, who was looking at herself in …
John And Mary Went For Dinner. –
John and Mary were having dinner in a very fine restaurant. Their waitress, taking another order at a table …
Johnny’s Humorous Take On Chemistry Class.
Little Johnny’s teacher asks, “What is the chemical formula for water?” Little Johnny replies, “HIJKLMNO”! The teacher, puzzled, asks, …
An Old Woman Decided To Have Her Portrait. –
An elderly woman decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, “Paint me with diamond earrings, a …
An Old Lady Is Turning 100. –
An old lady is turning 100 She is in great health for her age and regularly walks to the …
A Blind Man Walks Into A Bar. –
A blind man walks into a bar with a bear on a chain and a parrot on his shoulder. …
George Was Taking Care Of His Aunt’s Parrot. –
George was taking care of a parrot for his aunt. This parrot was a very nasty parrot. It cussed …
A Horse Farmer Walks Into A Bar. –
A horse farmer walks into a bar looking depressed. The bartender says hey what’s the matter? The horse farmer …
An Elderly Man Goes To The Doctor. –
An elderly man goes to the doctor for a checkup and gets bad news. “You’ve got a rare disease …
An Elderly Man Had Dinner. –
An elderly man had dinner at a very nice restaurant. After he finished his wine, he went to the …