Little Johnny’s Unique Take on Jesus. –
A Sunday School teacher of preschoolers told her students that she wanted each of them to have learned one …
An Old Man Lay Sprawled Across Three Entire Seats. –
An old man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the movie theatre. When the usher came by and …
An Old Man Goes To His Doctor. –
An old man goes to his doctor, complaining about a pain in his leg that doesn’t heal and wants …
Johnny’s Dog Ate His Homework.
“Johnny, where’s your homework”? Miss Martin said sternly to the little boy while holding out her hand. “My dog …
A Conversation Between Little Johnny And Teacher.
Teacher: “Jay,why are you down today?” Jay: “Because my mom is at the hospital and my dad is at …
Ralph Came Home Drunk. –
Ralph came home drunk one night, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife, and fell into a deep slumber… …
A City Boy Driving Through The Country. –
A city boy driving through the country passes a chicken farm and he is doing 55 mph. A chicken …
An Elderly Man Decides To Join A Senior Dating Site. –
An elderly man decides to join a senior dating site. He creates a profile and starts browsing through the …
Two Unemployed Guys Are Talking. –
Two unemployed guys are talking. One says: “I’m going to become a lion-tamer.” The other replies, “That’s crazy, you …
When Billy Calls His Friend Johnny. –
One day Billy called the little Johnny. Billy: I’m in big trouble! JOHNNY: Why is that? Billy: I saw …