Paddy Said To His Wife Mary. –

One evening, Paddy said to his wife Mary:

“Lets go out to eat tonight.”

Mary came back with the classic,

“I have nothing to wear.” reply.

So Paddy said to her:

“Just wear what you had on the last time we went out darling, you looked beautiful!”

So there they were in their local Chinese restaurant, Paddy in jeans and a T shirt, and Mary in her wedding dress!