Old age comes at a bad time

Age is definitely a state of mind! Whatever your age may be, you can still remain a child at heart. Funny sayings about old age will help you see the humorous side of things!

While for some old age is synonymous with dread and foreboding, for some it is merely a number. The latter choose to look at old age as just another phase. Quite a few of them have some hilarious things to say about getting old and old age. We’ve picked the choicest sayings about old age here. Have fun reading them and pass them on to someone who you think might need them.

Age mellows some people; others it makes rotten.

Middle age ends and senescence begins, the day your descendant’s outnumber your friends.

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly and lie about your age.

I’m 59 and people call me middle aged. How many 118 year old men do you know?

There is absolutely nothing to be said in favor of growing old. There ought to be legislation against it.

When I was young I was called a rugged individualist. When I was in my fifties I was considered eccentric. Here I am doing and saying the same things I did then and I’m labeled senile.

You know you’re getting old when you can pinch an inch on your forehead.

As you get older, the pickings get slimmer, but the people don’t.

As we grow older, our bodies get shorter and our anecdotes longer.

People say that age is just a state of mind. I say it’s more about the state of your body. – Geoffrey Parfitt

Boy is lying hurt after a bicycle accident

For the first half of your life, people tell you what you should do; for the second half, they tell you what you should have done.

I refuse to admit I’m more than fifty-two, even if that does make my sons illegitimate.

A stockbroker urged me to buy a stock that would triple its value every year. I told him, ‘At my age, I don’t even buy green bananas.’

 I think age is a very high price to pay for maturity.

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