The 80-Year-Old Man Sat Down. –
The 80-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic surgeon’s office. “You know, Doc,” he said, “I’ve made love in more …
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Four Old Retired Guys Are Walking Down A Street. –
Four old retired guys are walking down a street in Cooktown: They turned a corner and see a sign that …
A Blind Bunny Was Hopping Down. –
One morning a blind bunny was hopping down the bunny trail and tripped over a large snake and fell, kerplop, …
Dan Married One Of A Pair Of Identical Twins. –
Dan married one of a pair of identical twins. Less then a year later he was in court filing for …
Two Kids Were Playing On The Lawn.
Two kids were playing on the lawn when one asked the other, “Hey, do you know how to ride a …
Two Elderly Bankers Are In A Bank.
Two elderly bankers are in a bank when armed robbers burst in: While several of the robbers take the money …
An Old Man Bought A Well.
An old man bought a well from a smart aleck. The next day while on his way to the market, …
The Elderly Inventor Of The Harley Davidson Died And Went To Heaven.
The inventor of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle Corporation, died and went to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, …
An Elderly Woman Decided To Have Her Portrait.
An elderly woman decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, “Paint me with diamond earrings, a diamond …
A Six-Year-Old Boy Was Standing With His Father.
A six-year-old boy was standing with his father in front of the polar bear enclosure at the zoo. The father …