An Elderly Guy Gets Invited To A Halloween Party. –
An elderly guy gets invited to a Halloween party at a farm just a mile outside town. He has a …
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A Guy Walked Into A Pro-Shop With A Gorilla. –
A guy walked into a pro shop with a gorilla. “Is anyone interested in a little wager?” he said, flashing …
A Couple Was Christmas Shopping At The Mall. –
A couple was Christmas shopping at the mall on Christmas Eve and the mall was packed. As the wife walked …
Little Johnny Failed His Math Test. –
Little Johnny failed his math test dismally. His mark was so bad, his teacher called home to have a word with …
A Wife Asks Her Husband To Go To The Store. –
A wife asks her programmer husband to go to the store ‘Can you go down to the store, and …
An Elderly Gentleman Was In The Kitchen. –
An elderly gentleman was in the kitchen and had taken down the wall clock, placing it on the floor …
A Zookeeper Is Ordering New Animals. –
A zookeeper is ordering new animals. As he fills out the forms, he types “Two mongeese.” That doesn’t look right, …
An Old Man Had A Dog.
An old man had a dog he just loved, But the dog had the bad habit of attacking anything …
An Old Man Is Walking Along The Street. –
An old man is walking along the street one morning, feeling hungry. He sees a sign in the window of …
Husband Was Sipping His Whisky. –
Husband was sipping his whisky, while sitting in the balcony with wife and he says, “I love you so much, …