Two Cows Were Chatting Over The Fence.
Two cows were chatting over the fence about their fields. The first cow said, “I tell you, this mad-cow-disease is …
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This Husband Was Reading His Marriage Certificate. –
Wife: “What are you doing?” Husband : Nothing. Wife: “Nothing…? You’ve been reading our marriage certificate for an hour” Husband …
An Officer Pulled A Woman Over 4 Speeding. –
An Officer pulled a woman over 4 speeding. She asked what was the problem. He replied “Ma’am you were …
Two Men Are Waiting For A Train. –
Two men are waiting for a train. The younger man asks the older man for the time, but the older …
A Lady Was Walking Down The Street. –
A lady was walking down the street to work and she saw a parrot on a perch in front of …
The Little Johnny Ask His Mother. –
“Mummy.” Asked Little Johnny. “Why do you always cut the ends off of the sausages before you put them in …
Kids Are Painting Eggs For Easter. –
Some farmer’s kids are painting eggs for Easter. One looks up and says, “Hey, how do you think the chickens …
A Lady Walks Into A Bar With A Goose. –
A lady goes into a bar with her goose. Then the bartender comes up to her and says: “Why did …
An Elderly Guy Gets Invited To A Halloween Party. –
An elderly guy gets invited to a Halloween party at a farm just a mile outside town. He has a …
A Guy Walked Into A Pro-Shop With A Gorilla. –
A guy walked into a pro shop with a gorilla. “Is anyone interested in a little wager?” he said, flashing …