An Old Man Was Travelling On His Donkey’s Back. –

An old man was travelling on his donkey’s back on a highway

Two cops having seen that decide to mess with him,

So they approach the man and say

“Hey, why didn’t you fasten your seat belt?”

Well, I ain’t gonna do that!

Then we have to fine you.

Yeah just make it quick I’m in a hurry

So do you want us to fine you or the donkey?

What’s the difference?

“If we fine you it’s $500 if we fine the donkey it’s $300”

“Fine me, then”

The officers chortle and ask:

“Yeah, why is that?”

“Let the donkey’s record stays clear. I’ll make him into an officer.”