An Eagle Goes Searching For A Mate. – March 19, 2024 by admin An Eagle goes searching for a mate. He swoops down and picks up a loon. The loon looks up at him and coos, “I’m a loon, I’m a loon, I love to spoon.” The eagle realizes this will not work, so he kicks the loon away and finds a hawk, which immediately starts repeating, “I’m a hawk, I’m a hawk, I just want to talk.” Realizing that that will not work, he kicks off the hawk and soon catches a dove. She croons, “I’m a dove, I’m a dove, I love to love.” Frustrated now at three failed attempts, the eagle kicks out the dove and flies over to the lake where he picks up a duck. The duck turns to him and quacks, “I’m a drake, I’m a drake, you made a mistake!” Pin