This lady that was wearing a tight skirt was waiting at the bus stop to get onto the bus.

A bus pulled up and the driver opened the doors.

She tried to step up onto the step but her skirt was too tight.

So she reached back to unzip and loosen it a little.

She tried to step up onto the steps again.

But it was still to tight.

She reached back and unzipped some more.

Tried to step up again and the skirt was still to tight.

She tried one more time.

She reached back and unzipped some more.

And she still couldn’t get up onto the bus.

So this man behind her reaches and grabs her by the butt.

He gives her a boost onto the bus.

She turns around and slaps him and saying

“What do you think you are doing.”

Well the man says:

“Well lady after you unzipped my pants for the third time I thought we was acquainted.”


These 4 Dads Starting Showing Off About Their Sons.

Four friends, who hadn’t seen each other in 30 years, reunited at a Party. After several drinks, one of the men had to use the rest room. Those who remained talked about their kids.

The first guy said, ‘My son is my pride and joy. He started working at a successful company at the bottom of the barrel. He studied Economics

And Business Administration and soon began to climb the corporate ladder and now he’s the president of the company. He became so rich that he gave his best friend a top of the line Mercedes for his birthday.‘

The second guy said, ‘Darn, that’s terrific! My son is also my pride and joy. He started working for a big airline, then went to flight school to become a pilot. Eventually he became a partner in the company, where he owns the majority of its assets. He’s so rich that he gave his best friend a brand new jet for his birthday.’

The third man said: ‘Well, that’s terrific! My son studied in the best universities and became an engineer. Then he started his own construction company and is now a multimillionaire. He also gave away something very nice and expensive to his best friend for his birthday: A 30,000 square foot mansion.‘

The three friends congratulated each other just as the fourth returned from the restroom and asked: ‘What are all the congratulations for?’

One of the three said: ‘We were talking about the pride we feel for the successes of our sons. …What about your son?‘

The fourth man replied: ‘My son is gay and makes a living dancing as a stripper at a nightclub.‘

The three friends said: ‘What a shame… What a disappointment. ‘

The fourth man replied: ‘No, I’m not ashamed. He’s my son and I love him. And he hasn’t done too bad either. His birthday was two weeks ago, and he received a beautiful 30,000 square foot mansion, a brand new jet and a top of the line Mercedes from his three boyfriends.‘


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