A Senior Citizen Said To His Eighty-Year-Old Buddy. – November 7, 2024November 6, 2024 by admin A senior citizen said to his eighty-year-old buddy: ‘So I hear you’re getting married?’ ‘Yep!’ ‘Do I know her?’ ‘Nope!’ ‘This woman, is she good-looking?’ ‘Not really.’ ‘Is she a good cook?’ ‘Nah, she can’t cook too well.’ ‘Does she have lots of money?’ ‘Nope! Poor as a church mouse.’ ‘Well, then, is she good in bed?’ ‘I don’t know.’ ’Why in the world do you want to marry her then?’ ‘Because she can still drive!’