A Scotsman Went Skiing In Canada. – November 27, 2024 by admin A Scotsman went skiing in Canada for the first time. At the end of a great day on the slopes, he retired to the local tavern. After getting six whiskeys in him he stood up and turned around to discover a large, stuffed animal head with giant antlers hanging from the wall. “Barkeep,” he said, “what the hell is that?” The bartender said, “Oh, that’s a moose!” The Scotsman bugged out his eyes and cried, “Holy crap! How big are the cats?!”