A married couple never fought, not even once in 25 years of marriage.
A friend of the couple asked, “How is that even possible?”
Husband replied, “Well, we went to a Ranch for our honeymoon. While horseback riding, my wife’s horse jumped and my wife fell off. She got up patted the horse and said, ‘This is your first time.’
After a while it happened again and she said, ‘This is your second time.’
And when it happened a third time, she pulled out a gun and shot the horse.
I shouted, ‘Are you crazy?!? You killed a horse!!’
She gave me a look and said, ‘This is your first time.’”