Having a crush in High School is no fun. Most of the time, those who we have crushes on may barely know that we exist or maybe dating our best friend. Such unrequited feelings can seem like the end of the world for a teenager. And while we may forget a lot of classmates as the years go by, our crush is one that we’ll likely remember for the rest of our lives. Such was the case of the woman in this joke. She thought she had found her high school crush only for him to snuff out her old flame within seconds.
I was recently sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist when I noticed his DDS diploma, which bore his full name. Suddenly, I remembered a tall, handsome, dark-haired boy with the same name who was in my high school class almost 50 years ago. Could he be the same guy that I had a secret crush on, way back then?
Upon seeing him, however, I quickly discarded any such thought. This balding, gray-haired man with the deeply lined face was way too old to have been my classmate. After he examined my teeth, I asked him if he had attended my High School.
“Yes. Yes, I did. I’m a Mustang,” he gleamed with pride.
“When did you graduate?” I asked.
He answered, “In 1971. Why do you ask?”
“You were in my class!” I exclaimed.
He looked at me closely. Then, that ugly, old, bald, wrinkled, fat ass, gray-haired, decrepit son-of-a-bitch asked, “What did you teach?”
I’m pretty sure he just lost a client.
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