What Guys Do When They’re Alone That They Don’t Want Women to Know About

As women, you might think you have a good idea of what guys get up to when you’re not around but you couldn’t be more wrong. Suffice it to say, there’s a lot of stuff men do that they’d prefer you not know about. Not all of it is bad, but on the other hand, there’s not much that’s good. Worst of all, a lot of it is incredibly ugly. Here are just a few of the things that guys do when they’re alone and they don’t want women to know

As women, you might think you have a good idea of what guys get up to when you’re not around but you couldn’t be more wrong. Suffice it to say, there’s a lot of stuff men do that they’d prefer you not know about. Not all of it is bad, but on the other hand, there’s not much that’s good. Worst of all, a lot of it is incredibly ugly. Here are just a few of the things that guys do when they’re alone and they don’t want women to know

1. They Measure

Though they clearly know that somethings don’t grow after an age, they still feel like measuring their size when they’re alone.

2. They Hate Closing Doors

They seldom close the door of the bathroom when they’re alone.

3. They watch ⓟⓞⓡⓝ.

Sometimes, strange ⓟⓞⓡⓝ. You’ll have something in mind when you’re going into it, but sometimes we have a tendency to fall into the adult entertainment rabbit hole and emerge half an hour later vaguely unsettled by the weird things we’ve seen out there.

4. Creep on ex-girlfriends.

Guys want to know how his ex’s doing, if she’s dating someone uglier than they are and how successful she’s become. Men also desperately hope that their ex-girlfriends have become less aesthetically appealing in some way.

5. They Burn The Kitchen

Men surely make a mess in the kitchen when they’re alone. They try some dish and burn all the dishes.

6. They Drink Till They Fall

They binge drink when they’re all alone at home.

7. They Call Friends Home

They drink and dance like there is no tomorrow with their buddies.

8. Some Men Plan One Night Stands…

Yes, some men call their girlfriends home when there is nobody else around.

9. Some Men Cry… 

Yes, the society expects men to act like supermen; so they can’t cry in front of others. When they’re alone, some men vent it out and cry for hours to wash their hearts out.

10. Whiff their pits and other parts of their body, including, occasionally, the taint.

Men, don’t act like you have no interest in or awareness of what your crotchal region smells like.

Sources: boldsky.com, bolde.com, womenshealthmag.com

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