Two very elderly men were having a conversation about s**.
Elmer says, “Yessir, I did it three times last night with a 30-year-old!”
Leon replies,
“You’re kidding! I can’t even manage to do it once! What’s your secret?”
To which Elmer said, “Well, the secret is to eat lots of whole-wheat bread. I’m not kidding!”
So the second old man rushed to the store.
The clerk asks the old man,
“May I help you?’
“Yes, I’d like four loaves of whole-wheat bread, please,” said Leon.
“That’s a lot of bread! It’s sure to get hard before you’re done!” the clerk remarked.
Leon replies,
“Damn! Does everyone know about this except me?”
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