Two Guys are walking down a road when they come across a Deep Hole beside it.
Being curious, they go over and check it out.
When they look down, they are surprised to find they can’t see to the Bottom.
So they drop a couple of Rocks down the Hole and listen…
“Nothing”… one of them says, “Man, that’s a really Deep Hole”..
Thinking they might hear something larger hit the bottom, they find a big, rusty, old Engine Block and pitch it over the side.
They pause and listen to intently…
They hear a sound, but it is coming from behind them..!
They quickly turn around to see a Goat bearing down on them with its head lowered, flying along, its feet barely touching the ground, and boy, it’s moving so fast..!
The two men dive out of its way just in time and the Goat plunges past them, into the seemingly bottomless hole, to its doom. The two looks at each other and say,
“Boy that was close..! We’d better get away from this thing before we end up with the Goat”.
So they continue on their way down the road until they happen across this Farmer working near it.
The men again put their heads together and figure that the Goat belongs to the Farmer and the decision to tell him what happened.
“Hey, Mr. Farmer. Do you happen to own a Goat”..???, one of the men asked.
The Farmer replies, “Yeah, why do you ask.??”
The men then tell what happened at the Hole and how they narrowly avoided Death in the Hole from the Speeding Goat.
The Farmer said,
“Well Boys, I don’t think that was my Goat. You see, my Goat was really old and crippled up with Arthritis. There is no way he could have been moving that fast. Besides, I had him tied up to this big, rusty, old Engine Block”.