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Three old men are talking about their aches, pains and bodily functions.
One seventy-year-old man says,
“I have this problem. I wake up every morning at seven and it takes me twenty minutes to pee.”
An eighty-year-old man says,
“My case is worse. I get up at eight and I sit there and grunt and groan for half an hour before I finally have a
The ninety-year-old man says,
“At seven I pee like a horse, at eight I crap like a cow.”
“So what’s your problem?” asked the others.
“I don’t wake up until nine.”