Three Dogs are in kennels at the vet.
A mutt, a chihuahua, and a lab.
“What are you in for?” The mutt asks the Chihuahua.
“I’ve been humping the master’s leg too much so they sent me here to get fixed.” Says the chihuahua.
“What about you?”
“I knocked up the poodle next door. She’s purebred with papers so the neighbors are suing my family. I’m here to get fixed as well.” Replies the mutt.
“How about you?” He asks the lab.
“Last night after getting undressed my mistress dropped her earring. It rolled under her bed. She got down and crawled under to get it but her hair got stuck. I was really worried about her at first but then all I could think about was how good she looked naked and down on all fours. So I mounted her. She was still stuck and couldn’t do anything to stop me so I went all the way.”
“Yep. I n*tted in that b!tch like she was the collie down the street.”
“Wow.” Says the mutt.
“You almost can’t be mad at her for sending you to get fixed.”
“Oh I’m not here to get fixed,” says the lab looking at his paw,
“I’m just here for a nail trim.”