This Scottish bloke goes on a skiing holiday to Canada.
After a hard day on the slopes, he retires to a bar at the bottom of the mountain.
After about five or six whiskeys, he looks up and notices a stuffed animal with antlers on the wall…
He asks the barman,
“What the f*ck is that?”
The barman says,
“It’s a moose.”
The Scottish chap yells,
“F*ck me! How big are the cats!?”