Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met.
After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding at the London Hilton.
Their life together in Golders Green was, of course, perfect.
One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car (a Lexus) along a winding road in Hendon, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress.
Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help.
To their surprise, there stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys
So the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their car and soon they were driving along delivering toys.
Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa Claus had a bad accident.
Only one of them survived the accident.
The mind-numbing question is: “Who was the survivor?”
The perfect woman survived.
She’s the only one who really existed in the first place.
Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man.
